Hi Ben Shadrouz,
Thanks for your post in Microsoft Community.
Based on your description and screenshots, you're experiencing issues with the page display when downloading Edge on a Mac device.
I do understand your frustration and frustration at not being able to download Edge on your Mac device.
This is a hot issue at the moment, due to some malfunctioning of my personal computer I reinstalled Windows a while back and after that I encountered the same page when I tried to open Edge.
Recently, many other users have been experiencing similar problems. One solution is to download the Mac version of Edge (Apple Silicon version) by clicking on this link.
In addition, we have provided possible solutions for users to consider. You can check your solution via this thread link to see if it solves the problem.
Problem loading Microsoft Edge pages on microsoft.com - Microsoft Community
Thank you for your understanding and support.
Best regards,
Zev - MSFT | Microsoft Community Support Specialist